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2004-03-31 - 9:05 p.m.

what can i say?

id like to quote andrew and laura

andrew (doing emo madlibs): name of person in music industry, plural.

laura: emo bitches

andrew: a waspy last name

laura and me: what are you talking about?

so andrew, wanting to know what this means, starts yelling "wasp! wasp!" trying to affend somebody.

my mom has told me it means your a corporate bitch. she didnt exactly say that but well thats what i got from it. theyre so nice to me.

also. liz and i decided that "bump the daisy" is a euphamism. i think it means "hit a joint" and liz thought it meant, well you know, sex. we decided to conjoin meanings and call it a staff meeting.

coincidentally, "bumb the daisy" is a square dancing term.

ian and cheryl walk up to me in the hallway and ian says to me, "we need to borrow your locker." and i asked him if they wanted to get in it. what else would he need it for?

 

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